January 2012
16 posts
Jan 8th
6 notes
1 tag
This war is hell, too, I think. Watching young...
Jan 8th
I wish I could get away with wearing plaid pants.
Jan 8th
Jan 8th
I need more tattoos.
Blargh.  But where?
Jan 8th
2 notes
Jan 7th
27,239 notes
3 tags
Jan 7th
44 notes
Jan 7th
19 notes
1 tag
We have spent too long under the guise that being...
We have no power. We are nothing more to politicians than the population ticker in SimCity. We are a means of producing money for the corporations that lobby and pay the paychecks of Congress and the President. Does nobody care what we want anymore?  Are we worthless?  I think so.
Jan 7th
Man, fuck Glee.
Jan 7th
2 tags
Jan 7th
2 tags
This lady needs to message me back.
Jan 7th
1 note
4 tags
Jan 7th
Jan 7th
Jan 7th
3,797 notes
I've gone incognito.
I’m “americanwhoremouth” now.
Jan 2nd
December 2011
8 posts
Dec 31st
449 notes
Dec 31st
238 notes
2 tags
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
349 notes
If I have to watch an SNL sketch to get your shit...
His description is: New York’s hottest club is “Weird Horror Short.” Conceived by a recovering Mountain Dew addict, this place finally answers the question “WHAT?” The bouncer is an Elvis impersonator wearing Ryan Gosling’s jacket from “Drive.” Please don’t waste my fucking time.
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
One more chance, Tumblr. One. More. Chance.
Dec 29th
Dec 28th
5 notes
November 2011
1 post
I'm not dead.
Nov 7th
1 note
October 2011
7 posts
Oct 20th
6,415 notes
5 tags
Is it hockey time yet?
Fuck ‘em up, fuck ‘em up, BC sucks.
Oct 17th
Hey, today - baby, I got your money.
Don’t you worry.
Oct 16th
Ahem.
Oct 12th
Murder all your haters.
Oct 10th
Please note: I don't need you to fucking like me.
Okay, see you in three months.
Oct 9th
Miss me yet? →
Oct 6th
September 2011
9 posts
Sep 10th
1,055 notes
Sep 10th
76 notes
Sep 9th
8,372 notes
7 tags
Sep 9th
194 notes
Sep 6th
2 notes
Sep 5th
3 tags
I'm not ignoring you!
I’m very busy these days.
Sep 5th
2 tags
emilyafricaa: My little brother and his friend just woke up. They are on WebMD because my brothers friend said he kissed a girl and now he has a rash on his arms. My brother just diagnosed his friend with Syphilis.
Sep 3rd
24 notes
3 tags
Sep 2nd
89 notes
Let's make out.
Sep 1st
Sep 1st
August 2011
142 posts
1 tag
ingor asked: rucks birthday. happy.
Aug 31st
1 tag
Aug 31st
1 tag
initforlife asked: ps again. i'm really bad at happy birthdays because i'm really bad at expressing things but.. i'm genuinely glad you're alive. and that you're my friend. the end.
Aug 31st
1 tag
annahasnopantson asked: Some days I wish you were Jim Morrison.
Aug 31st
Twenty-three is the new seventeen.
Aug 31st
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